This Planet Sucks--Book One

This Planet Sucks--Book One

Author: Elliot Bowers

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ISBN: 1517627982

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Page: 308

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Okay, dude... You think you've read a book like this? Bullsh_t! Imagine what would happen if the love child of Stephen King and South Park got high on something illegal one night and decided to write a novel. Yeah, I went there. That's the style this book is going for! BOOK ONE OF FOUR 'cause chopping it up into smaller parts is cheaper and more portable. Book Summary: In a past life, Cyn might have done a few bad things. Now all the demon-incarnate wants to do is live on Earth and play in a punk-rock band. Yes, a punk-rock band...in a screwed-up future Florida where most everything from cannibalism to cocaine is permitted and almost nothing is forbidden. If the lunacy of this future planet Earth doesn't kill her, then the maniacs certainly will--demon hunters, anus-faced mutants, murderous clowns, even those big-headed gray space aliens. All of them are gunning for her. Makes a demon in an ex-cheerleader's body wonder if it's worth it.
This Planet Sucks--Book One
Language: en
Pages: 308
Authors: Elliot Bowers
Categories:
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-10-01 - Publisher:

Okay, dude... You think you've read a book like this? Bullsh_t! Imagine what would happen if the love child of Stephen King and South Park got high on something illegal one night and decided to write a novel. Yeah, I went there. That's the style this book is going for!
This Planet Sucks
Language: en
Pages: 766
Authors: Elliot E. Bowers
Categories:
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-07-04 - Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

In a past life, Cyn might have done a few bad things... Blowing up a few planets, maybe a solar system. But that's all in the past. Now all the demon-incarnate wants to do is live on Earth and play in a punk-rock band. Yes, a punk band in a
This Planet Sucks--Part IV
Language: en
Pages: 392
Authors: Elliot Bowers
Categories:
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-10-01 - Publisher:

End of the road, whores... It's f_ck or be f_cked. Cyn might have gotten away from Tara the Fantasy Bitch, but the bitch still lives. And from the way Tara is behaving, one of them is going down. We mean it this time. No more sequels. Not going to pull
Alien Planner 2020 This Planet Sucks Year Diary
Language: en
Pages: 142
Authors: Cleverearth Planners
Categories:
Type: BOOK - Published: 2019-09-07 - Publisher:

This 2020 One Year Planner is the perfect place to plan your months, weeks and daily schedules. 6" x 9" planner includes 140 pages for one year Soft paperback matte cover - perfect bound 2020 & 2021 at a glance year calendars Overview of each month across a 2-page spread
This Planet Sucks--Book II
Language: en
Pages: 310
Authors: Elliot Bowers
Categories:
Type: BOOK - Published: 2015-10-01 - Publisher:

Hey, whores! You've read the first book, right? Right? If not, then go sell yourself on a street corner or some sh_t. If so, then... Yeah, Cyn's story isn't done. Cyn's demonic ass is still being harassed. Remember the demon hunters? Yeah, still after her. Her coke-snorting parents? They're still